1. internetdweeb:

    in the club we bad bitches!:)

    (via ultimatepisshead)


  2. When I first started watching Breaking Bad, I too thought that it was very dark…until I noticed that there was a ‘bright’ button on my remote and I went OH!
    — Bryan Cranston (via villa-kulla)

    (via taintmansion)


  3. tendads:

    I was at my job at Einsteins yesterday and we’re already selling Pumpkin Bagels/Pumpkin Cream Cheese

    U think that’s bad? Petsmart got their Halloween stuff in at the beginning of August. I don’t care though cuz I’m jazzed. I went on a motherfucking pumpkin spree at Dunkin donuts yesterday.


  4. Anonymous said: Why do you want to be a comedian?


    the free stool with a glass of water on it 


  5. Anonymous said: joan rivers has a family...


    so do the palestinians she wished dead


  6. centipedes-hurt:

    If you’ve never seen Reggie Watt’s Radiohead impression you need to GET THE FUCK ON THAT

    (via colin-greenwood)


  7. saul-hot-stuff-goodman:

    Mr. Show

    Streak Dome ‘97

    (via taintmansion)


  8. foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

    Iggy Azalea and the ‘denim chicken’ from it’s always sunny in philadelphia

    (via taintmansion)